Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Guys I've Banged IV: Marco

Marco was another dude who I met while abroad.

The bouncer roughly stamped our hands to apply the black light mark necessary to gain entrance.

It was about 3am and the bar was ragging and thumping to some grimy dubstep-esque beat. My hetero friends immediately began searching the darkness for attractive females, mumbling about this or that girl.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013


...would be Pope Francis' screen name if he had one.

He said,
"If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge?"

What the actual fuck? Bro's actin' like he'd be the first pope to judge people.
What's that "t" on his chest?

I seriously never thought I'd have something nice to say about a Pope in my lifetime. Where is this random rationality coming from, and how will organized religion people handle it? This isn't some random doid; the pope, who is allegedly infallible, is telling antigay people to quit being such assholes.

Monday, July 29, 2013

What's wrong with a little mystery?

What's wrong with a little mystery?

It seems like some people, especially gay dudes, make a point of visually putting it out there that they're gay. Why not just slap a bumper sticker on your ass? We're not talking about dressing "well" or "fashionably", I'm talking about spending time to craft their 'look' so that from 100 yards away most people would say "Op, that dude's gay."

Friday, July 26, 2013

Summer Moves

Welp it occurred to me that summer is kind of strange time to be bulking so I'm going to do a minor cut. Not going to starve myself or anything, basically just going to stop trying to overeat.

A few people have asked me about my routine and diet etc. The best advice I can give is extremely simple: work out hard (you should be tired and sore), do not use machines, push yourself, and eat as little processed food as possible. The closer the food is to it's form in nature the better, and the further it is, the worse. I'll write a complete post on my take on exercise and nutrition a bit down the road.

But yeah, crushed the gym today. This cute bro also also asked me for a spot. He knows my name but I forget his. He's about 21, a couple inches shorter and has short blond hair and shiny blue eyes. He's very friendly and mellow and has asked me a few random questions over the past weeks (he's about as strong/as in shape as I was about a year ago).

"So, no offense, but are you natural man?"

I laugh, "yeah dude."

Thursday, July 25, 2013

No Hetero Chapter 3

Welcome to Chapter III

I'm going to compose future posts from my phone (Stevie J 6S). The screen is cracked as fuck, but look how much I care: .

I'll try to post err'y day, though they're bound to be shorter posts. It's probably better this way as I was again getting bored by myself.

To kick it off, let's start off with a little hate, ahem--tempered constructive criticism--of heteros. Homos have taken plenty of heat here, and there's more to be said, but let's allow 'tro bros to have a turn.

ATN HETRO BROS: Shut the fuck up about professional sports if you have no athletic accomplishments and/or have nothing insightful to say.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

WTF Am I Doing: The Ryan Situation

The other day things with Ryan lurched in a strangely serious direction.

I think from his perspective we transitioned from "hooking up" to "dating" a few weeks ago. But from my perspective we were still in the "feel out if this works" phase. I was going with the flow and trying to give it a chance because he's a nice, cute guy and we have fun together.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Lol, Gay ppl R Gay

Many people could use a healthy dose of taking themselves less seriously. And I don't think any group should be off-limits when it comes to making jokes.

However, but, notwithstanding, STILL, it's pretty lame that the portrayal of non-heteros is 95% "Lol, gay dudes act like girls". It's just not a very creative, intelligent, or funny observation. Dealing with trite, stereotype-based jokes is clearly not unique to The Gays, but what's weird is that even those commentators and comedians that are "allies" take plenty of cheap shots and make the same old, tired jokes about how non heteros are so feminine, and so sassy, and flamboyant.