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Tuesday, July 30, 2013

PopeBroChill17

...would be Pope Francis' screen name if he had one.

He said,
"If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge?"

What the actual fuck? Bro's actin' like he'd be the first pope to judge people.
What's that "t" on his chest?

I seriously never thought I'd have something nice to say about a Pope in my lifetime. Where is this random rationality coming from, and how will organized religion people handle it? This isn't some random doid; the pope, who is allegedly infallible, is telling antigay people to quit being such assholes.


This is a divisive enough issue that it could result in another split within the church. Sweet, more catholic sects. Love sects. There'll be a gay sect, maybe. Gay sects even. You better have gotten that.

Anyways, it's a wise play on the part of the church from a political stand point, as the global tides have shifted such that if they want to keep washing youngsters brains, little 'revamps' like this are necessary.

Truly the pope actually seems like a decent guy. Jesus was probably a decent guy too. He was also almost definitely a homo. Or at least bi. Yep Jesus was bi.

You didn't read that Dan Brown 'novel' about that? You may have mistaken it for a primer on how not to write an English sentence. Silly bro, that's all of his books.

Go read some shitty books.

2 comments:

  1. hahah right on man, i totally forgot about that bro rape video. classic.

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