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Saturday, November 2, 2013

Ask Me Anything Part II







52 comments:

  1. Bowl, sugar cone, or waffle cone?

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  2. Hey man, great blog. Have you ever hooked up with any straight friend you've had? Maybe you've already addressed this before, and if so I apologize.

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    1. Not sure I'd say 'hooked up with', but yeah some shit has gone down with a couple straight friends hah. They made the moves though

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    2. These are always my favorite stories.

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  3. Have you had penetrative sex with Engaged Bro? Top, Bottom,Vers?

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    1. Not yet. We're kind of in a fight right now

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    1. Wouldn't say I have a 'favorite' per se, but one I liked was Ulysses

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  5. Have you used any hookup apps like Grindr or Scruff? If so how'd that go?

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    1. I've downloaded and deleted them, but never actually used them. I feel like the crop of dudes on those things is pretty terrible. I have used tindr a bit, which has been sliding quickly downhill

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    2. I thought Tinder was mostly for checking out hetero prospects?

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    3. Yeah it is, mostly. I think that's why the guys on there tended to be less stereotypically homo. Might just be in my area of the northeast of the US that bros use it, though.

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  6. It's not gay to fuck yourself; it's just masturbation!

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  7. Can you see yourself being totally romantic with another guy? Would the male bonding have to be bro activities?

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    1. I'm a goddamn cuddlemonster, bro. But I don't know what you mean by "totally romantic". Can y'all elaborate a bit?

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    2. Granted, a lot of what we consider to be romantic in the gay world has been heavily influenced by what we see/experience in the hetero arena, so it would be things like walking on the beach, holding hands, looking up at the stars and moon together, candlelight dinner you made yourself, serenade him with a song, etc. Basically it would be things that bring you closer on emotional level. What's your comfort level emotionally rather than rather than physical?

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    3. The modern understanding of romance is largely dictated by advertising companies who exploit dumb people's insecurity to compel them to buy things they don't want or need.

      I don't find trite shit to be romantic; I find it awkward. Creatively finding a way to make your bro feel warm and fuzzy is chill, but if you saw it on a Hallmark card or it's otherwise been done a thousand times, then it's clearly not creative. Taking a picture of a painting in the Louvre does not make you an artist.

      I'm not really sure why eating dinner in dim light is more "romantic" or "emotional" than say going rock climbing and sitting on top of a mountain with your arm around each other. The latter sounds waaay more appealing to me. Camping out under the stars sounds pretty nice though.

      Either way, I also don't compartmentalize the physical and emotional parts of a relationship, as I think they're pretty tied. I can get into roughhousing, but in essence most of the sexually physical stuff is actually pretty intimate.

      As to my "comfort level", I feel pretty ready to fall for a dude, it's just usually they fall for me and I'm lukewarm for them. Or I fall for a guy that's hetero.

      I don't know, in the words of engaged bro: I'm fucked up.

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  8. So I got two. They ain't related. 1. What do you like least about yourself? 2. What have you always wanted? Did you ever get it?

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    1. 1. My enormous penis.
      2. Yes, see #1

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    2. Can you elaborate on why your enormous penis is something you don't like?

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  9. Plans for Christmas? (King of smalltalk over here.)

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    1. I'm going to visit a friend outside of London. Naww, I'll be with the fam in *New* England.

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  10. What do you have more of, sex or masturbation?

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  11. dylan mcdermott or dermot mulroney?

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    1. Had to look them both up, but Dermot Mulroney.

      Aaron Ramsey or Aaron Schock?

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    2. yeah not surprised.. see below:

      http://screen.yahoo.com/dylan-mcdermott-dermot-mulroney-000000453.html

      and this is a classic sophie's choice situation but i'm gonna have to go with aaron ramsey. insert hilarious ball handling joke here.

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  12. What's more attractive; a guy is who vocal, sociable, and full of confidence, or a guy who is quiet, perhaps slightly shy, but has huge inner world he'd ostensibly share with you? (assuming both are excellent physical specimens ofc)

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    1. That's too easy a situation -- the choices are good or better. How about this as some insight to character as choices -- 1) excellent physical specimen but a douche vs 2) somewhat chubby but clicks with you emotionally. One would be outwardly attractive but the other may be a better match personality-wise. Which would you choose?

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  13. Do you ever get depressed because you haven't found anyone yet? How do you cope? What keeps you going?

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    1. It's more the idea that I might be looking for someone who doesn't exist that can be depressing. Every other aspect of my life keeps me going. A bro isn't the be all end all, just something that would be awesome. I'll make it happen though, don't you worry.

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  14. Top, Bottom, Vers?

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  15. to be fair, this question could also be about muffins

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    1. Grindr did seem to have a lot of muffin tops...

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  16. hey man i know you talk about wanting to be a writer/director/actor.. have any favorite movies or tv shows?

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    1. Yep. These are not in any particular order

      Movies: American Beauty, Apocalypse Now, A Clockwork Orange, Goodfellas, The Godfather Series, A River Runs Through It, Back Door Sluts 9...anything M. Night Shyamalan!!!

      TV: The Wire, Arrested Development, 30 Rock before it sucked, Always Sunny before it sucked, Game of Thrones, Board Walk Empire, The Newsroom, Workaholics before it sucked, late to the game on Breaking Bad, That's So Raven

      Those are some movies/shows that I could watch many times and still enjoy them. I believe a good film is one that leaves you feeling like you've been run over by a large truck afterwards; preferably for several days. TV shows should be funny and should NOT have a laugh track, ever. But I also watch some mindless shit for fun, but recognize it's awful--what up Paul Walker.

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    2. yeah Back Door Sluts 9 is the Godfather II of the Back Door Sluts saga so I feel that.

      and who isn't an M. Night fan? Dude embodies that age-old adage: if at first you succeed, stop trying because you're making a huge asshole of yourself.

      that's so raven was ahead of its time. shit's transcendent.

      and calling it now... Paul Walker, the Sir Laurence Olivier of his generation, wins a well deserved best Actor oscar for Fast and Furious 7: The Most Fastestest and Furiou7est

      30 rock never sucked.

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    3. I think we're on the same page, bru

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    4. great minds, my man..

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    5. shit.. now I feel like an asshole for that slight at P Dubs' expense

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  17. i know i'm a little late to the party on this, but would you ever start a relationship/hook up with with a dude you met through this blog or are you keeping real world you completely separate from cyber guru you?

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    1. what the fuck is a cyber guru?

      I made a rule for myself that I'd keep the two separate. Then again, I'm not much of a ruler-follower. So far so good, though.

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    2. yeah no idea what i was going for with the cyber guru thing. words are hard sometimes.

      and rules are made to be broken, bud. life's more fun that way. just ask rob ford.

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    3. Yes, I accept your marriage proposal. Crack will be served at the wedding to honor RF.

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    4. oh nice i no longer have to worry about becoming the dude version of an old spinster AND i get crack? big monday

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    5. If you can't figure out how to get in contact, that doesn't bode well.

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    6. yeah i was thinking some sort of bat signal scenario so if you see a huge dick in the sky just locate the source and that's where i'll be hangin out

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  18. are you handsome?

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  19. i may be one of a handful of bros (only one?) that can confirm NH is quite handsome.

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