But I'm actually feeling good about this one. Let's revisit what I said I was looking for in a dude before.
- Can't carry a conversation X (he can roll wit' it)
- Overweight X (he's jacked)
- Facial attractiveness of less than 7/10 X (he's sexy as hell)
- Feminine mannerisms X (but, to be determined for certain)
- Under 5'7 X (is 5'11)
- Intelligence ✓ (but, TBD)
- Enjoys athletic and/or outdoor activities ✓ (just ran a marathon, etc)
- Common interests in general ✓ (but, TDB)
- Facial attractiveness in general ✓
- Education ✓
- Some class ✓
- Muscles/nice body ✓
- Would get along well with my friends and family TBD
- Ambition ✓
- Interesting eyes ✓
- Nice ass TBD
- Swag ✓
- Doesn't dress like an idiot ✓
We also have weird shit in common like we were in the same fraternity at different schools.
The plan is to meet and drink whiskey. We'll probably also get some food, at some point. Maybe.
Here we go, y'all.