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Sunday, January 26, 2014

Conversation With A Hetero Bro

Read about his situation, my response below, and feel free to give your advice for him in the comments. 

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Yo dude,

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Hot 90s Bros

A good look back on how good-looking some bros looked in the good ole 90s. A.K.A. vacuous hot dudes post.




Robby Lowe used to be attractive as hell. Now he's more botox than man

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

"Gay Bro" Phenomenon

Someone sent me a link to this article, which is nothing new, I but thought y'all might be interested.



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One night about a year ago, I went out for some beers with some of my fraternity brothers at a bar near campus. After some small talk, one of them turned to me at said, “Hey, I figured out what type of gay guy you are.”
“For the last time,” I said. “Bears are hairy middle-aged men. Twinks are maladjusted jail ba—“
“No, shut the fuck up,” he said. “You’re a bromo.”
“You asshole,” I said. “You can’t call gay people 'homos' anymore. This is isn’t the 90s.”
“No, you’re a bromo,” he said. “A bro who is a homo. Get it?”
“Makes sense,” I said, and we continued about our typical Tuesday night getting shit faced.

Friday, January 3, 2014

Life's pretty cool, asshole



One year of pseudo-blogging under my belt and about 175,000 page views. Sweet?

I'm not big on placing importance on arbitrary markers like the "new year" (OMFGNYENYC2K14!!)—as if there were some logical reason why it "began" two days ago as opposed to at any other moment. At least back in the day we used more salient factors like the sun and shit to determine the passing of time. Still, most people do make a big deal about this time of year so it's hard not to get a little 'flective.